Preschool Pillows

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Professional Parents

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

This will never work. I'm a night person.'

Toilet training for an adult.

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Green Balloon

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

A Preschool of Fish

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."