Entry To Kindergarten Pillows

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

If you're happy and you know it...

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

i-teddy

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

The Charge of the Kids

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."