Entry To Kindergarten Gifts

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Kid doing cave paintings

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I'm still pre-literate."

If you're happy and you know it...

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

i-teddy

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

The Charge of the Kids

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."