Kindergarten Enrollment Gifts

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

If you're happy and you know it...

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Kid doing cave paintings

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

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'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'