Kindergarteners Gifts

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

If you're happy and you know it...

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

i-teddy

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The Charge of the Kids

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "