Proud Kindergartner Gifts

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"