Future Kindergartner Gifts

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

If you're happy and you know it...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."