Future Kindergartner Gifts

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

If you're happy and you know it...

Kid doing cave paintings

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

The Charge of the Kids

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"