Proud Pupil Gifts

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"