School Pride Enthusiast Gifts

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.