School Pride Enthusiast Pillows

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

High School

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'