School Pride Pillows

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."