School Spirit Supporter Pillows

'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

Student to kid: 'I'm afraid they're going to have to depend on a younger generation.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."