School Spirit Advocate Pillows

Back to School

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.'

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

School bus. Stop. Learn.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Principal at a desk has a sign on wall: Principal Emhoff Formerly The Crossed Eyed Girl Who Ate Chalk.

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Today marks a day I celebrate with great joy and pride!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."