School Spirit Advocate Pillows

Back to School

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.'

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Principal at a desk has a sign on wall: Principal Emhoff Formerly The Crossed Eyed Girl Who Ate Chalk.

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Today marks a day I celebrate with great joy and pride!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Nervous Student

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'