School Spirit Ambassador Pillows

"Tommy Miller's not here, Mrs. Johnson...he thought this was a real fire not a drill, so he went home!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'