School Spirit Ambassador Gifts

"Tommy Miller's not here, Mrs. Johnson...he thought this was a real fire not a drill, so he went home!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Obama in schools.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.