School Spirit Supporters Gifts

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'