School Spirit Gifts

"I know you're as excited as I am about today's lesson!"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

'Be carfeul! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defence attorney to do the talking for them.'

Nervous Student

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

'Happens every year. It starts with new school clothes and goes downhill from there.'

"That's my son."

The principal banned bottled water in school. Our campaign worked! Eco. Ummm

'He was bused in from another district.'

First day of school.

Back to home school

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

Obama in schools.

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'