School Spirit Gifts

"I know you're as excited as I am about today's lesson!"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Be carfeul! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defence attorney to do the talking for them.'

Nervous Student

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'Happens every year. It starts with new school clothes and goes downhill from there.'

"That's my son."

'He was bused in from another district.'

First day of school.

Back to home school

"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."

Obama in schools.

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."