School Spirit Lover Gifts

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?