School Spirit Champion Gifts

"Yes, I know you don't want to go back to school, but you have to...you're a teachers!"

"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

School. The teacher said to never end a sentence with a preposition. I wonder what she's up to?

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

'No wonder their work's slipping. They have their thinking caps on backwards.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

"I'm starting a club at school next year for all the disadvantaged kids...kids who aren't getting a fair break...the forgotten victims of an unjust society."

"They obviously don't appreciate a little school spirit diversity."

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Some students are keener than others.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Al's Teachers' Pets.