High School Spirit Leader Gifts

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'