High School Spirit Leader Mugs

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'