School Spirit Enthusiasts Pillows

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

Teachers discussing students' mishaps in shop class: 'Teachers talk shop'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."