School Spirit Aficionados Pillows

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Finally...school starts next week."

Nervous Student

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Obama in schools.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.