School Spirit Chasers Pillows

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Back to school.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Nervous Student

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

My teacher says I ask too many questions.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Rugby golden oldies.

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!