Youthful Spirit Chaser Pillows

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

Rugby golden oldies.

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Makes me feel young again!

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

Cherub and old angel

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'Shaving takes years off you.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Roller Skating Pensioner