Youthful Spirit Adventurer Pillows

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Would you like some wings?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child driving a toy car

Riding School Chaos

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"