Youthful Spirit Adventurer Gifts

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Would you like some wings?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Child driving a toy car

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Show off."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"