Youthful Spirits Gifts

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

Whatever!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

An old lady Kitesurfing