Youthful Spirit Keepers Gifts

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Whatever!

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Too young to be a grandma

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Moses as a teenager

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Future Old People