Teen Spirit Devotees Gifts

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Whatever

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Teenage Beluga

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.