Teen Spirit Aficionado Gifts

Teenage Beluga

The Brothers Grime

"An everything Martini, please."

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

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'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Teenage Shakespeare

The Angel's Share

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."