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Teenage Beluga

The Brothers Grime

"An everything Martini, please."

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

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'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The Angel's Share

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Teenage Shakespeare

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

Moses as a teenager

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"