Teen Spirit Lover Pillows

"I hate you and I hate water!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Dairy Devil

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Whatever!

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Rugby Mad.

Dog Teenagers

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Wheelchair Basketball

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'