Teen Spirit Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Teenagers

'Little Wayne is so sensitive; I don't like him going out this late.'

Joanie of Arc

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'

Parents aren't cool.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Whatever!

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Teenage Shakespeare

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'