Teen Spirit Admirers Pillows

The Tumors' rebellious son.

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Teenage Beluga

Whatever

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Makes me feel young again!