Teen Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"

Thoughts and Prayers

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Incredible Skulk

Future Old People

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Whatever

Teenage Beluga

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."