Teen Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Thoughts and Prayers

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Dog Teenagers

Moses as a teenager

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Teenage Beluga

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Whatever

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"My parents told me it was boarding school."