Teen Spirit Celebrator Pillows

"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Whatever

Teenage Beluga

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"