Teen Spirit Contemplator Pillows

We've arrived! It's sooo quiet and peaceful! Where's Teddy going? Communing with nature. Peace is boring.

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Whatever

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Teenage Beluga

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."