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The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Whatever

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Teenage Beluga

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"My parents told me it was boarding school."