Teen Spirit Capturer T-Shirts

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Whatever!

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Christmas Tree Lights

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Teenage Beluga

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Whatever