Youthful Spirit Lover Pillows

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Miriam keeps me young."

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Dog Teenagers

Too young to be a grandma

Hit Me

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

Future Old People

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."