Spirit Lover Pillows

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I was into that diversity thing but now I'm just back to gin."

'See you in the booze aisle?'

Ghosts

Pinata angel.

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

A cheerleader doing a high kick

Bartenders making cocktails

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Dairy Devil

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

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Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Lost Property - Missing Head