Teen Spirit Lover Gifts

"I hate you and I hate water!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Dairy Devil

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Whatever!

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Teenage Shakespeare

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Rugby Mad.

Dog Teenagers

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Moses as a teenager

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Wheelchair Basketball

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'