Teen Spirit Advocates Gifts

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Welcome to your new English Class.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

The Incredible Skulk

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Whatever

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Teenage Beluga

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."