Teen Spirit Advocates T-Shirts

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Welcome to your new English Class.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Teenage Beluga

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Whatever

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.