Teen Spirit Aficionados T-Shirts

Teenagers of other cultures -"And we'll have less lip from you young man!"

Skateboarding Prince Charming

The Brothers Grime

PROBLEM AREAS

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Spring Chicken"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Moses as a teenager

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Teenage Beluga

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Whatever

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"My parents told me it was boarding school."