Teen Spirit Advocate Gifts

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Brothers Grime

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Football player taking the ball home.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Whatever!

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Spring Chicken"

'Here comes my homey...'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

Teenage Shakespeare

"I quit."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers