Teen Spirit Supporters Gifts

Don't let a few nasty girls get to you, honey. They aren't ruining your life! Ignore them! They aren't worth worrying about. I know. Very mature advice, Ms. Tree. If I get my hands on those wretched little vixens, I'll

The Brothers Grime

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Whatever!

'Best to keep downwind.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Moses as a teenager

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Teenage Beluga

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"