Young At Heart Adventurer Pillows

Never too old.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you like some wings?"

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Man propelled by love

Kids with Fish Balloons

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

Childhood

"Kids."

Do it!

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

Local, free-range bug juice.