Young At Heart Adventurer Pillows

Never too old.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you like some wings?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Man propelled by love

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Childhood

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Kids."

Do it!

Swinging on the Chandelier

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'