Adventurous At Heart Pillows

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Romance

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Cactus seats.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

The Desert Island Package

Mad For It

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Wishing Well